His-Story as Bunk

Well, Duh!

Man 1: I tied him up and then punched him senseless. It was easy to beat him.

Man 2: Well, duh … no big accomplishment, you had the advantage!

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Man 1: My horse lost the race. It was handicapped with too much weight.

Man 2: Well, duh … no surprise there, it had a disadvantage!

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Man 1: In our family, girls were deprived of education and every opportunity, except to be a wife and mother. The family’s resources were for the boys. And, you know what, none of the women in our family ever accomplished as much as the men did.

Man 2: Well, duh … that’s women for you – just can’t compete with us guys!