Logical Phallusies

They’re Full of D.S. (Double Standards)

Why is it the rich heir, who has never earned a nickel in his life, who shamelessly holds forth about the virtues of work and thrift?

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Why is it the executive, who made it to the top of the corporate ladder through theft, deceit, and back-stabbing, who shrilly lectures others on the importance of ethics, morals and principles in business?

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Why is it the married Christian fundamentalist, who screams the loudest about Family Values, virginity, chastity, fidelity, the evils of drugs and homosexuality, and the joys of abstinence, who is most likely to be found in a strip joint with an underage male prostitute and several lines of coke?