Logical Phallusies

Endearing Male Quirks vs. Universal Female Failings

He enjoys guy-talk about colleagues, lovers, and sports celebrities.
Women are such gossips.

He occasionally loses it. Women are so bloody emotional.

He makes the occasional mistake.
Women can’t be trusted to do anything right.

〰 ⚤ 〰

He’s assertive.
Women these days are so damned pushy.

He comes out fighting.
Women are catty.

He has rational self-interest.
Women are so selfish.

〰 ⚤ 〰

A man sees his own flaws as endearing personal quirks.

He sees a woman’s flaws as universal female characteristics.