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Catch-22 (Snatch-22)

Dogs vs Cats

If the world were cats and dogs, with dogs on top, what would happen? What canine rationalizations would be used to inferiorize, humiliate, and discriminate against cats?

If the world were cats and dogs, with dogs on top, the dogs would pontificate: Cats can’t write great literature because they don’t eat vomit – they’re not concerned with the truly big issues.

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Cats can’t create art, or do science or math, because they don’t
know how to roll in garbage.

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Dogs should never be in submission to cats because cats don’t
properly sniff each other’s butts.