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His-Story as Bunk

Which Will be Quoted: Sexist Chestnut or Sexual Insight?

How often have I had this sexist chestnut quoted at me:

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“A woman’s preaching is like a dog’s walking on his hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.”
– Boswell: Life of Samuel Johnson

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Fascinating that this one NEVER gets quoted:

“Men know that women are an over-match for them, and therefore they choose the weakest or most ignorant. If they did not think so, they never could be afraid of women knowing as much as themselves.”
– Boswell: Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides

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His-Story as Bunk

Not Sugar And Spice

Let’s see what little girls are made of!

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Let’s:
>Make girls a global priority.
>Pump billions of dollars into girls’ education, training, and sports.
>Commandeer arenas, TV time, and the top university spots for them.

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Let’s:
>Show them only positive images and role models.
>Encourage their independence and strength.
>Develop their minds and bodies with the same enthusiasm we have devoted to boys for millennia.

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Then we can see how males and females REALLY match-up.

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Logical Phallusies

The Sacred Waste of Women

Onanism:
The spilling of a man’s sperm upon the ground.

A sin.

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Patriarchy:
The spilling of a woman’s abilities, skills, and talents upon the ground.

A sacrament.

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His-Story as Bunk

Cripple Them And Call Them Pampered

Throughout history, men have handicapped women, depriving them of education, opportunity and employment, leaving them utterly dependent on males to support and feed them.

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Men have then looked, often resentfully, upon these same females as privileged parasites, living a life of pampered luxury, which they have to slave to provide.

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It’s sort of like amputating someone’s legs and then whining that you have been entrapped into supporting a cripple.

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His-Story as Bunk

Make Them Illiterate, Then Wonder Why They Aren’t Authors

Women were kept illiterate.

(They still are: in developing countries, between five and ten times as many women will be illiterate as men, with the illiteracy rate for women sometimes exceeding 90%. Nearly 70% of the world’s adult illiterates are female.)

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If women did become literate, their writing was suppressed, destroyed, mocked, ignored, attributed to a man, or condemned as unreadable.

What is surprising is that women have written so much and so well.

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Men have no right to say where are your great women writers when they have for millennia been so busy keeping women out of the arts and then belittling their work or erasing the memory of their existence if they found an entrée.

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Logical Phallusies

The Boogeymom

Pussy Whipped:
Men who listen to women.

Sissy:
Men who behave like women in a fight.

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Queer:
Men with female mannerisms.

Nancyboys:
Men who are feminine.

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Momma’s Boy:
Man deemed not man enough.

Simp:
Men who are nice to women defined as unworthy by toxic males.

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Woman:
The momster in the male sub-conscious.

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Logical Phallusies

Patriarchy Says: Males, Deep; Females, Shallow

Men are praised and fêted for writing about the virgins they deflowered; the women they chased, seduced, and abandoned; the men they maimed or killed.

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Women are trivialized as superficial for writing about the consequences – hearts, bodies, and souls mangled and broken.

Dismissed for writing domestic soap opera, sob-stories, sentimental slop, tear-jerkers, romances, bodice rippers, chick-lit.

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The Patriarchy tells us that male experiences are significant, deep, and worthy material for an author.

Female experiences are insignificant, shallow, and immaterial.

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Logical Phallusies

Endearing Male Quirks vs. Universal Female Failings

He enjoys guy-talk about colleagues, lovers, and sports celebrities.
Women are such gossips.

He occasionally loses it. Women are so bloody emotional.

He makes the occasional mistake.
Women can’t be trusted to do anything right.

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He’s assertive.
Women these days are so damned pushy.

He comes out fighting.
Women are catty.

He has rational self-interest.
Women are so selfish.

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A man sees his own flaws as endearing personal quirks.

He sees a woman’s flaws as universal female characteristics.

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Gender Bias in Science

Where are your Fleshy Lumps?

Having fleshy lumps attached to your groin confers superiority.

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Having fleshy lumps attached to your chest confers inferiority.

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Biological inevi-tit-ability.